So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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