your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
plz talk dirty to me
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Randomize
