You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
pray to the hookup gods
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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