that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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