Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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