He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I have feelings that need drinking.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
