After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
You did what with his pubic hair?
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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