does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I had to cum in my sink.
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