i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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