I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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