Pappa wants mamma naked
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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