Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
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