you didnt know i had herpes?
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
They are going to name an STD after you.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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