It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
If I die, sorry about rent.
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