I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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