You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I have aggressive nipples.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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