Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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