Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Actions speak louder than pants.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
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