Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
He did a backflip because drugs
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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