Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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