The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
