my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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