i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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