Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
Randomize
