Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
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