i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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