you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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