I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
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