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• (248): View more from Michigan

  What you up to?

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  Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.

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  Full throttle

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  Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.

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• (469): View more from Texas

  FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy

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  Order is debatable

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice

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  You suck, She hit so hard.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.

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• (731): View more from Tennessee

  After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"

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