I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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