I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
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