Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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