I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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