white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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