My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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