i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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