my soul wont recognize me after tonight
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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