My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I understand Curling. That high.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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