i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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