'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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