Buhtt sex?
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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