i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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