oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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