We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
ugly people sure do ruin things
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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