Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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