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I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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