it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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