Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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