Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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