A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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