well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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