I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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