That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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