I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
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