Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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