I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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