he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
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